Honcho Love

Annoying man. We had such a lovely three week honeymoon period following Valentine’s Day, then he suddenly turns into a silent block of stone and when I eventually become irritable and tell him that he is nowhere near young, handsome or successful enough to pull this shit, he suddenly comes back to life and acts hurt.

I need to fall in love, stat. Unfortunately all the waiters here are even older than I am. 

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