Good morning, readers. I had a jolly nice weekend and took some photos which I will show you later.
I cancelled Blondie because of women’s problems, so I returned to my beautifully clean flat last night with nothing special to do.
Then the Honcho came looking for me. We had two solid hours on Skype and it was bliss. I was so happy. Then it suddenly crashed and ended in probably the worst row we’ve ever had. I was so angry, I was awake until 5am.
When I woke up this morning, I’d magically lost five pounds. My blood pressure must be sky-high but hey, five pounds. FIVE POUNDS.