I am absolutely thrilled to report that I just had another blood test and as of about an hour ago I am the world’s most HIV-free woman. And that finally concludes three months of clean living and celibacy, following an unfortunate event involving condoms at the start of December 2013. The Hills Are No Longer Alive and I am going to leave that pile of work on my desk, go out this evening and give that Chinese guy everything that is coming to him.
Fucking hell. Pass the kushempeng. Pass it over.
Frankie Paul: Pass The Kushempeng