135 pounds

TWO POUNDS off my goal weight.

  • Weight training.
  • Swimming (50 lengths).
  • 2 Health points.

I wore a bikini in the pool today. Not the Speedo sports bikini, but a bikini, and it looked okay. In fact I am not going to wear it again because it is slightly large on me. I am going to start keeping the Speedo bikini at the gym because the day is coming.

Now I have to put on some decent clothes and make-up and go out to meet the Young Scientist. He is wildly and desperately excited about me because I did The Honcho Method on him and then hardly spoke to him for weeks, which, come to think of it, is entirely commensurate with the Method. So now I have to go out and meet him and he is vibrating with anticipation at the thought that I am going to be mean to him. And I don’t know where I am going to find the motivation to be mean and horrible and use The Method because the man I learned it from is a psychopath and I feel demoralised.

Let’s have some Grace Jones. She is a completely formidable woman and I wish I could introduce her to the Honcho, she would kick his ass.

Grace Jones: Nipple To The Bottle (1982)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s