Look at that. It is a Speedo swimming app where you can log how far you’ve swum. And what that is showing is that I swam 40 lengths in the swimming pool last night. Forty.
And now I need to go and do it again because I have been eating cheese, crisps, flapjack and all manner of things that are really not a great idea.
In other news, Honcho. I wish Marilyn Manson or someone had recorded a version of this song. A death metal band maybe. It has sinister undertones, if you ask me. 1 Health point.
All the time I knew that you loved me. Because you were always there.