I am living on plates of vegetables and Slim-Fast. It sucks but at least I don’t have to think too hard about what to eat. Yesterday for lunch I ate two corn cobs and two whole bunches of asparagus tips.
Look at dis! Green peas in a de fridge! Mushrooms in a de room! Broad beans on a de scene!
Clint Eastwood & General Saint: True Vegetarian (1983)