I am tired of dating, it is wearing me out. I went on another non-starter of a first date that probably doesn’t need reporting on. There are a few more people waiting in the wings, like there always are. I can’t be bothered with Lizard King, his shine has worn off already and Richard dumped me so that’s the end of him.
It’s not all doom and gloom though because I’ve just had a really happy few days. Saturday night I went to Klaus’s place, I haven’t seen him for ages and we had such a lovely time watching movies and catching up on all our news and gossip, I enjoy his friendship so much. It was just like old times when we used to see each other once a week or so. Added to this quite blissful state of affairs, it seems like normal service has been resumed with JC. By normal service I mean that I can text and email him whenever I want, he is attentive, pleased to hear from me and offering me dates. Plus we are having virtual sex that is very nearly as good as seeing him in person and is measurably better than some of the sex I’ve had in real life with other people because he is such an intelligent, complex, sexually motivated man and after nearly a year of knowing each other, he knows exactly what I like and how to talk to me about it.
Dear Klaus, dear JC. Between the two of you, you make me so perfectly happy and contented. Can’t we just be like this all the time? If so, I don’t need to date anyone else.
TLYW is a bit of a mess at the moment. Between my travel schedule and Little G’s return home, my house is a tip. I am fatter than usual. I am not even close to going running. I am not getting enough Chinese homework done. I’m not getting enough of anything done because I keep going out all the time. Readers, I am so strongly inclined to go back to JC for a while and let him love me in the only way he knows how, and let Klaus make up the difference, to the extent that he carries on being available. I love the two of them so much and spending time with them both makes me feel so contented and so normal that I have time and head space to get all these other things done, the things that TLYW is made of.
Will you all forgive me if I do that for a while? I know you are sick of hearing about JC but there’s a great relief in going back to familiar old boyfriends, if only for a bit of respite and breathing space.
I’ve been to two Chinese lessons, I had to organise make-up classes because I’ve missed a lot of Chinese school this term. So two Chinese points for that.
Since I am celebrating a return to familiar things from the past, let’s begin our Season of Snoop with that classic number Gin and Juice from all the way back in 1994. Support our favourite artist by buying the album if you don’t have it already, although frankly how anyone has bridged the gap between 1994 and now without Doggystyle is beyond my comprehension.
Snoop Dogg: Gin & Juice